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[extremelycute]

Without government consent, you're just forming a gang.

[blocker]

or a frat.

[extremelycute]

I don't know. Does a frat have weapons?

[blocker]

that's not really what frats are about, but i wouldn't be surprised.

[extremelycute]

So...

A frat without weapons is a frat.

But a frat with weapons is a gang. Right?

[blocker]

it sounds like you're going somewhere important with this.

[extremelycute]

I'm just feeling out your danger levels.

And also trying to find out if I'm a gang member or not. I get dibs on the codename Mad Matsu! Or Empress!

[blocker]

do you have any tattoos? have you ever signed anything suspicious? if you have, you won't be able to join our frat. that's way more concerning than my danger levels! ಠಿˑ̫ ಠಿ

[extremelycute]

I don't have any tattoos, and I'd never sign anything without consulting my lawyer first. ヽ༼✿ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ I'm ready!

[blocker]

i'll let you know when we finish the mascots!

[extremelycute]

WAIT. WAIT. ૮(༎໊ඏ༎໊)ა Are you reducing me to mascot already?!

[blocker]

is that what it sounded like? even if we were' it's not a reduction. being the face of a group or a team is one of the most important jobs!

[extremelycute]

Cheerleaders are cuter! I'm definitely the cheerleader! I have a costume for it already. I was almost a football cheerleader once, you know. For American football, whatever that is.

[blocker]

has vietnam talked to you about cheerleading? since you already have experience, you'll be an asset.

[ignoring the ALMOST thing.]

[extremelycute]

No, she hasn't. Isn't it weird that her name is a place name? It's not even a funny place name like Lake Titicaca.

[Miu's browser history: funny place names.]

[blocker]

it's totally weird! we should ask her about it sometime. maybe she was born there? or she could have served in the army.

[what foresight her parents would have.]

I KNOW YOU WILL APPRECIATE THIS TAG

[extremelycute]

Or maybe the planet Earth is dead as we know it and everyone has moved to space colonies, and she's the representative for Neo-Vietnam, Gundam fighting on what remains of planet Earth to give her space colony the right to rule!

H MY GOD

[blocker]

it sounds like you know more than you're letting on...

[extremelycute]

I drew a conclusion from the facts. In the end, there is only one truth!

[blocker]

so we don't have to ask her anything. people always end up getting killed when they realize there's a gundam pilot in the mix.

[extremelycute]

You're right. We're in danger.

So you have to protect me, right?

[blocker]

it's not like i know how to find gundanium alloy, but you should be safe at the frat.