oikawa should already be putting things together, if we canceled on him he might start crying again. he already sent me a picture of himself doing that for some reason, i don't need more of that on my phone.
[CORRECTION: KUROO ASKED FOR A PICTURE OF HIM CRYING AND SET IT AS HIS BG.]
if it's not allowed we'll change the rules with our frat, then when you're legal you and i can get married too.
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[TIP TOEING AROUND THE HOUSING SITUATION, MAKING IT SEEM LIKE NBD.]
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but i don't mind
of course we can
don't think bokuto would let you not celebrate it anyway
but then you'll move out
unless you get married to sugawara
[ You're not getting out of this that easily, Kuroo..!!! ]
do you not care about that stuff?
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if i have to marry sugawara, bokuto isn't going to feel like celebrating anything.
[CHECK IT. HE DOES CARE. ABOUT STUPID SHIT.]
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[FOR HIM. NOT YOU. When did he even become so gay...this whole thing is like the biggest accident he's ever been part of.]
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ah
you guys really must want to marry each other
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is that even allowed here...
how many people are you going to marry?
[ This is the beginning of Kuroo's gay harem adventures. ]
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[CORRECTION: KUROO ASKED FOR A PICTURE OF HIM CRYING AND SET IT AS HIS BG.]
if it's not allowed we'll change the rules with our frat, then when you're legal you and i can get married too.
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[ He's on to you... ]
don't you think marrying your brother is a little weird?
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so you really want to marry me? should i feel special when i'd be your third husband?
[ He's only teasing.
Mostly. ]
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third one's a charm, right?
[He may have that a little wrong, but that's ok.]