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[blocker]

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[steadier]

You and Kenma are Nekoma here. I'm just saying Karasuno has the numbers advantage. You can't pretend that's not true.

[blocker]

in other words, if we all got stranded in the ocean, there'd be more shark-related casualties for you guys since there's way too many of you?

[steadier]

How the hell did we get from treehouses to shark attacks? But no, because we'd just feed the other teams to the sharks first.

[blocker]

[NEVERMIND THAT.]

that's surprisingly cold of you! i'll remember that during christmas.

[steadier]

How am I the cold one? You're the one who brought sharks into this in the first place!

[Daichi, stop falling for this.]

[blocker]

Sharks have always been part of life! If you haven't even thought of a strategy for something like that--

[blocker]

Everyone should know how sneaky you are.

[steadier]

I live on land! Sharks have not always been a part of life!

Nobody is going to believe you.

[blocker]

until i print your text.

[steadier]

Like I can't just print yours to show you manipulating things.

[blocker]

you can't print a text.

[steadier]

You can print a screencap.

[blocker]

if you're the police, maybe

[steadier]

If you're anybody. Do you never print pictures from your phone?

[blocker]

no, but i have a picture of an annoying setter crying.

[Conspire with him.]

[steadier]

You made Oikawa cry?

[Clearly Kuroo's fault.]

[blocker]

not on purpose!

[Shit happens...]

[steadier]

What'd you do?

[Can't not tell this story.]

[blocker]

i accused him of being a bad friend, that's all.

[He's brutal.]

[steadier]

That sounds about right though.

[blocker]

don't let him hear you say that!

[steadier]

Never. He actually showed concern for me the other day. He thought I died.

[blocker]

did something happen?

[steadier]

To me? No, he just hadn't seen me so he assumed I was dead, I guess.

[kuroo]

somehow he seems dumber than i first imagined.