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[extremelycute]

Oh, wow! (´ ▽｀).。ｏ♡ I've never been on a date before!

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I'm so very flattered! (*/▽＼*)

[blocker]

it's the least i can do.

[extremelycute]

You're no fun.

[blocker]

don't say that! that's a hasty judgement!

[extremelycute]

You didn't even react at all to my gag about dating. How am I supposed to make jokes if you don't react? You need to go to comedy school.

[blocker]

i didn't know it was a gag! are you trying to send me off to clown school, now? you're already turning into a woman who knows exactly what she wants...

[extremelycute]

Clowns aren't funny at all. That shows me just how badly you need help. You're a comedy disaster.





But I look really cute and womanly, right? ♥

[blocker]

you'll have to teach me all about it, you're saying all kinds of funny things now.

besides, if i say anything else about your womanly stuff your dad will try to hurt me.

[extremelycute]

I'll teach you everything I know. It'll be a long and hard journey, but you'll be making high-class jokes in no time.

Or low class ones, if we're really being real, huh?

And it's okay, I promise not to show him this text. Pinky swear!

[blocker]

i guess i should have something to fall back on, in case volleyball doesn't work out.

i appreciate that!

[extremelycute]

If you need something to fall back on, Mario Kart is very popular. Everyone loves Mario Kart. It's a real sport in some countries.

[blocker]

that sounds dangerous! how come i've never heard of that?

[extremelycute]

It's illegal in Japan, just like Street Fighting and Forming an RPG Party without Government Consent.

[blocker]

wouldn't government consent ruin an rpg party?

[extremelycute]

Without government consent, you're just forming a gang.

[blocker]

or a frat.

[extremelycute]

I don't know. Does a frat have weapons?

[blocker]

that's not really what frats are about, but i wouldn't be surprised.

[extremelycute]

So...

A frat without weapons is a frat.

But a frat with weapons is a gang. Right?

[blocker]

it sounds like you're going somewhere important with this.

[extremelycute]

I'm just feeling out your danger levels.

And also trying to find out if I'm a gang member or not. I get dibs on the codename Mad Matsu! Or Empress!

[blocker]

do you have any tattoos? have you ever signed anything suspicious? if you have, you won't be able to join our frat. that's way more concerning than my danger levels! ಠಿˑ̫ ಠಿ

[extremelycute]

I don't have any tattoos, and I'd never sign anything without consulting my lawyer first. ヽ༼✿ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ I'm ready!

[blocker]

i'll let you know when we finish the mascots!

[extremelycute]

WAIT. WAIT. ૮(༎໊ඏ༎໊)ა Are you reducing me to mascot already?!