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[extremelycute]

Payment in food is a-okay!

[She's easy to please.]

[blocker]

i thought so! how do you feel about pudding?

[extremelycute]

Does it have toppings? Because pudding is pretty low-tier, you know.

[blocker]

if you're looking for toppings we'll have to get ice cream.

[extremelycute]

Oh, wow! (´ ▽｀).。ｏ♡ I've never been on a date before!

(｡-_-｡ )人( ｡-_-｡)

I'm so very flattered! (*/▽＼*)

[blocker]

it's the least i can do.

[extremelycute]

You're no fun.

[blocker]

don't say that! that's a hasty judgement!

[extremelycute]

You didn't even react at all to my gag about dating. How am I supposed to make jokes if you don't react? You need to go to comedy school.

[blocker]

i didn't know it was a gag! are you trying to send me off to clown school, now? you're already turning into a woman who knows exactly what she wants...

[extremelycute]

Clowns aren't funny at all. That shows me just how badly you need help. You're a comedy disaster.





But I look really cute and womanly, right? ♥

[blocker]

you'll have to teach me all about it, you're saying all kinds of funny things now.

besides, if i say anything else about your womanly stuff your dad will try to hurt me.

[extremelycute]

I'll teach you everything I know. It'll be a long and hard journey, but you'll be making high-class jokes in no time.

Or low class ones, if we're really being real, huh?

And it's okay, I promise not to show him this text. Pinky swear!

[blocker]

i guess i should have something to fall back on, in case volleyball doesn't work out.

i appreciate that!

[extremelycute]

If you need something to fall back on, Mario Kart is very popular. Everyone loves Mario Kart. It's a real sport in some countries.

[blocker]

that sounds dangerous! how come i've never heard of that?

[extremelycute]

It's illegal in Japan, just like Street Fighting and Forming an RPG Party without Government Consent.

[blocker]

wouldn't government consent ruin an rpg party?

[extremelycute]

Without government consent, you're just forming a gang.

[blocker]

or a frat.

[extremelycute]

I don't know. Does a frat have weapons?

[blocker]

that's not really what frats are about, but i wouldn't be surprised.

[extremelycute]

So...

A frat without weapons is a frat.

But a frat with weapons is a gang. Right?

[blocker]

it sounds like you're going somewhere important with this.

[extremelycute]

I'm just feeling out your danger levels.

And also trying to find out if I'm a gang member or not. I get dibs on the codename Mad Matsu! Or Empress!