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[extremelycute]

Oops! I mean...

It's either this or I'll be really bored~!

[blocker]

so that's how it is? as long as i don't have to buy any expensive gear...

what if you end up seeing something you can't handle?

[extremelycute]

If you need expen$ive gear, I'll pay for it. That's what bros are for, right?

And if I see something I can't handle, I'll just close my eyes really fast.

[blocker]

there's no way i could make a lady pay for expensive gear, even if you're a bro, bro.

are your reflexes that good?

[extremelycute]

My reflexes are faster than Goku's punches!!! It might look like I'm throwing one punch to you but to a trained eye it's really 32 punches thrown really fast!!

[blocker]

wow! i want to see that some day, and i know exactly who you can show that off on.

[extremelycute]

Who is it?! Tell me! I, Miu Mosnteroka, will defeat all challengers! And spy on my parents!

[blocker]

koutarou bokuto, the guy with the big mouth and messy house. he'll be an easy one, so you don't have to use those lines on him.

[And also his fiancee...]

[extremelycute]

Isn't he the guy who's going to be your wife? Are you sure you want me to beat him up?

[blocker]

it's worth it! i want to see your goku punches, and so will he.

[extremelycute]

Will I be compensated for this?

You can call it insurance if you want.

[blocker]

sure, how would you like your payment?

[extremelycute]

Payment in food is a-okay!

[She's easy to please.]

[blocker]

i thought so! how do you feel about pudding?

[extremelycute]

Does it have toppings? Because pudding is pretty low-tier, you know.

[blocker]

if you're looking for toppings we'll have to get ice cream.

[extremelycute]

Oh, wow! (´ ▽｀).。ｏ♡ I've never been on a date before!

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I'm so very flattered! (*/▽＼*)

[blocker]

it's the least i can do.

[extremelycute]

You're no fun.

[blocker]

don't say that! that's a hasty judgement!

[extremelycute]

You didn't even react at all to my gag about dating. How am I supposed to make jokes if you don't react? You need to go to comedy school.

[blocker]

i didn't know it was a gag! are you trying to send me off to clown school, now? you're already turning into a woman who knows exactly what she wants...

[extremelycute]

Clowns aren't funny at all. That shows me just how badly you need help. You're a comedy disaster.





But I look really cute and womanly, right? ♥

[blocker]

you'll have to teach me all about it, you're saying all kinds of funny things now.

besides, if i say anything else about your womanly stuff your dad will try to hurt me.

[extremelycute]

I'll teach you everything I know. It'll be a long and hard journey, but you'll be making high-class jokes in no time.

Or low class ones, if we're really being real, huh?

And it's okay, I promise not to show him this text. Pinky swear!