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May 10th

[extremelycute]

Hey, bro.

I think my parents are divorcing. ( ｰ̀εｰ́ ) Is it my fault?

Re: May 10th

[blocker]

it could be, but i doubt it! should i ask them for you?

[extremelycute]

It's okay, bro. I'm too cool for that, bro.

They're seeing other people without telling me, though, bro. It's weird.

[blocker]

so what you're saying is that you need a spy team? bro....

[extremelycute]

Definitely!!! We have to figure out who this mystery person is!! It's very important!

[blocker]

what do they look like?

[extremelycute]

It was a stylish man! Too stylish! A stylish man took my dad out of the house and gave him a rose! I was watching from the window. They're very modern.

[blocker]

does your mother know about that?

[extremelycute]

I could tell her, but it would break her heart.

Also, it's more fun to spy.

[blocker]

sounds stressful, are you sure you want to go down this path?

[extremelycute]

It's either this or I find someone else to bother.

[extremelycute]

Oops! I mean...

It's either this or I'll be really bored~!

[blocker]

so that's how it is? as long as i don't have to buy any expensive gear...

what if you end up seeing something you can't handle?

[extremelycute]

If you need expen$ive gear, I'll pay for it. That's what bros are for, right?

And if I see something I can't handle, I'll just close my eyes really fast.

[blocker]

there's no way i could make a lady pay for expensive gear, even if you're a bro, bro.

are your reflexes that good?

[extremelycute]

My reflexes are faster than Goku's punches!!! It might look like I'm throwing one punch to you but to a trained eye it's really 32 punches thrown really fast!!

[blocker]

wow! i want to see that some day, and i know exactly who you can show that off on.

[extremelycute]

Who is it?! Tell me! I, Miu Mosnteroka, will defeat all challengers! And spy on my parents!

[blocker]

koutarou bokuto, the guy with the big mouth and messy house. he'll be an easy one, so you don't have to use those lines on him.

[And also his fiancee...]

[extremelycute]

Isn't he the guy who's going to be your wife? Are you sure you want me to beat him up?

[blocker]

it's worth it! i want to see your goku punches, and so will he.

[extremelycute]

Will I be compensated for this?

You can call it insurance if you want.

[blocker]

sure, how would you like your payment?

[extremelycute]

Payment in food is a-okay!

[She's easy to please.]

[blocker]

i thought so! how do you feel about pudding?